a middle school student who was raising a pot belly pig
to show in competition at this summer's 4 H county fair
this little girl had bottle fed the pig since he was a piglet
and had named him Wilbur
well, a couple weeks ago Wilbur got away
and nobody could catch him including
the middle school cross country runner*
I didn't think pot belly pigs were noted for their awesome speed
my reply was
maybe they should have named him lightening or FLASH
reports have been coming in from all over the county
from people who claim to have spotted Wilbur
in various places
some of these reports are phone calls accompanied
by a pause and several long hardy laughs at the end
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